A couple of months ago I stumbled upon a website called Chuck Norris Facts. It is really funny – some of the “facts” are better than others. At the time I emailed it to several friends and meant to mention it here but never did. I have decided to emulate Chuck Norris’ study habits, because I think it will help me get through the semester more efficiently.
“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”
See? I think it will free up more time for work and family. My boot-wearing doctoral adviser appreciates the kind of Texas justice that Chuck Norris renders on the bad guys, so how could he not endorse a similar approach to my studies?
Other favorite “facts” about Chuck Norris:
* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.